Marketing Shouldn't Be Just For Markets

Are you telling me you wouldn't have wanted this when you were a kid?

You would've been pounding on the neck levers scrambling for every last marbled biscuit!

Imagine the income for the entire Hobo nation if we would just market these great people better. And I'm not talking about hobo clown figurines, because that's degrading and has no place in hobo marketing. That's clown marketing--don't confuse the two! I also think "You derailed my boxcar!" could become pop culture gold!