Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Pay Hobo Caesar's Things Back To Hobo Caesar

Do you think hobos have to pay hobo taxes? Like is there a bully-type of hobo out there that requires periodic payments from other, less experienced hobos?

I can't imagine that a hobo bully would last too long without getting good 'n' gangstabbed.

And if there was a Hobo IRS, you'd better believe they aren't giving out any refunds.

You can go and complain all you want about how you overpaid your hobo taxes, but all the Hobo IRS is going to tell you is that, "We lost it between Sioux City and Topeka."

Everything gets lost between Sioux City and Topeka!

Remember the union dues that "disappeared"?

And don't even get them started about tuition reimbursement!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't you think that a "Hobo Bully" would have a posse to whom he trickles down the wealth to protect him?

I guess I would imagine it would be more like the "Hobo Mafia" than any sort of government institution.