You'll never have to be strapped to another man and thrown out of a plane.
Now I'm not saying that at some point in a hobo's life that he won't be enlisted and thrown out of planes, but I seriously doubt he'd be strapped to somebody else when it happened. And certainly not strapped to either Will Ferrell or Moby. Consider yourself lucky.
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I would think that Moby would be exactly the kind of person that would be strapped to a hobo and thrown out of a TRAIN.
Yes, a plane is a different matter, but I think that would be preferable.
I don't know if you've ever stood next to a moving freight train (given your penchant for smashing pennies I would guess you had) but that would be a rough tumble, and there's not a lot of time for a parachute to work.
I eagerly await more installments of this series and anticipate an upcoming counter-segment "The Downside of Being a Hobo".
Hoboburger: Fair and Balanced
Hoboburger: We Report, You Stab.
I would think that if a Hobo ever came in contact with Moby.. the scene would simply be a blur of stabbing steel and screaming techno beats... I don't think he would last 30 seconds with a Hobo
I was thinking more that the hobo would want to use Moby as a cushion to make the landing softer.
I like the stabbing idea better though.
Instead of a Moby song could they play "Smack my b!tch up"? Or "Du Hast" by Ramstein?
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